Santa Clause is not Jesus Christ, baby mullet, popcorn vomit, dead friends suck, bird kamikazes, playing with wax, pondering suicide options in a room full of preggos, cupcake slayer, wtf is up with Feedburner, SNL killed my podcast pickle party potential, and Kat can't spit!!

Lotion Matrix, father-in-law thinks I'm a gay blogger and a Plushy, ask a weird dude a question, my baby girl hoards petrified what?, Elmo and the Super Models, and somebody at work knows...

Not so Easy-Off, haunted vomit puzzle, lots of phone calls, thanks for the votes and I suck up to the Alley, new 138 members, Podtrac survey, and more...

Not so Easy-Off, haunted vomit puzzle, lots of phone calls, thanks for the votes and I suck up to the Alley, new 138 members, Podtrac survey, and I get increasingly more drunk turning into a blubbering fool by the end.